Oof. New Pottermore: Part 1 "The Good"

This is going to take a bit... and a lot of news has broken. So first, a review of New Pottermore.  I'm going to try and break this up into parts, because in all honesty, just one, two posts won't do it justice.

How Long Might We Wait?

So I admit. I was looking forward to walking in, going to Pottermore.com and seeing the new site on 4 days ago. Even though I'm pretty sure my thoughts are known about Pottermore and how they've run the site so far.  I was honestly looking forward to seeing exactly what crawled out of the ashes.