This is going to take a bit... and a lot of news has broken. So first, a review of New Pottermore. I'm going to try and break this up into parts, because in all honesty, just one, two posts won't do it justice.
So I admit. I was looking forward to walking in, going to Pottermore.com and seeing the new site on 4 days ago. Even though I'm pretty sure my thoughts are known about Pottermore and how they've run the site so far. I was honestly looking forward to seeing exactly what crawled out of the ashes.